Letter to the Editor – Steve Swoope

Dear Editor, 

I hear The Donald is looking around for other monuments, bridges, airports, buildings, etc. to plaster his name on, including the Ford Theater where Lincoln was assassinated.  Meanwhile, I have a suggestion.  How about stenciling his moniker on those porta-potties stationed at construction sites all over Washington DC ?  The Donald J Trump Think Tank?  The Donald J Trump Library?  The Donald J Trump Throne Depot?  The Donald J Trump Blue Room?  And there’s precedent.  With their usual inattention to detail, the inaugural planners ordered porta- potties from a supplier named Don’s Johns, necessitating a hasty blue tape coverup of their logo.  In hindsight, it almost seems like an omen. 

Steve Swoope